my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life
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Invade my privacy
- 0: Height:
- 1: Age:
- 2: Shoe Size:
- 3: Do you Smoke:
- 4: Do you Drink:
- 5: Do you take drugs:
- 6: Age you get mistaken for:
- 7: Have Tattoos:
- 8: Want any tattoos:
- 9: Got any Piercings:
- 10: Want any Piercings:
- 11: Best friend:
- 12: Relationship status:
- 13: Biggest turn ons:
- 14: Biggest turn offs:
- 15: Favorite Movie:
- 16: I’ll love you if:
- 17: Someone you miss:
- 18: Most traumatic experience:
- 19: A fact about your personality:
- 20: What I hate most about myself:
- 21: What I love most about myself:
- 22: What I want to be when I get older:
- 23: My relationship with my sibling(s):
- 24: My relationship with my parent(s):
- 25: My idea of a perfect date:
- 26: My biggest pet peeves:
- 27: A description of the girl/boy I like:
- 28: A description of the person I dislike the most:
- 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend:
- 30: What I hate the most about work/school:
- 31: What y last text message says:
- 32: What words upset me the most:
- 33: What words make me feel the best about myself:
- 34: What I find attractive in women:
- 35: What I find attractive in men:
- 36: Where I would like to live:
- 37: One of my insecurities:
- 38: My childhood career choice:
- 39: My favorite ice cream flavor:
- 40: Who wish I could be:
- 41: Where I want to be right now:
- 42: The last thing I ate:
- 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately:
- 44: A random fact about anything:
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So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.
As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”
And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.
I was asked out via a John Green book.
You hold onto that boy and never let him go.
When’s the wedding?
JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS
MARRY THAT BOY.
MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING
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just a friendly reminder that we are closer to 2017 than 2007
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If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.
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15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
I want to see all of this.
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